Boulder PR whores blow
When asked why they don’t send out press releases with their fabulous information they all responded with…. If you are too fucking dumb to come to our website, you shouldn’t see it….. Incidentally, the PR people at NCAR gave the same anti media attitude.
It is this pervasive protective popular attitude among PR flacks that I find amusing. They take themselves so seriously. Time was you’d get a blow job to print their story. Now you’d get a blow job and your eyes scratched out later. I dunno. What has the lying cheating whoring world of public relations come to?? crack?? We have had a standing problem with DTB. 11/2 years ago we wanted to cover their fashion show. They turned that into a nightmare. This past year we wanted to cover band on the bricks as we have for 20 years. They turned that into a cluster fuck too. Some people should not be in charge of media or run events.
I should teach a class called “how not to fuck up a wet dream” or media relations 101: forget everything they taught you in Communications class or J-School .
From the stuck up media relations capitol of America