If he could stay sober and off Drugs, Seth Brigham might make a good city council member, but seen in his throes of alcoholism that will never happen. But he is one of a few candidates who call othjer candidates, dicks and cock suckers after a fashion and we think that is good for keeping the civil discourse at blood sport level. Let The Games Begin!!

In exile, down here in Mexico, thanks to the City of Boulder!!!
In exile, down here in Mexico, thanks to the City of Boulder!!!

I have decided to set up my lemonade stand later this year to drum up petition signatures for my run for CITY COUNCIL !!!

Is it possible to make lemonade out of the current lemons? I think not!!!

Yes, yes, we are all very excited! as some of “the wooooooorst” Council members will be running this year.

My plan is to “take the gloves off,” and no, that is not a threat but a promise to hold no punches when it comes to the previous decisions of some council members,

who, SUCK!!! it’s too bad more of them weren’t up for relection!!! Throw the bums out!

Last election we saw the fascists rise to power, most glaringly with the bought council seat of Mr. “keep the business doors open winter, summer, fall and winter.”

Nice job, prick!!! Damn the environment !!! I own the Pearl Street Mall, me and my devious little long term BIZZY DIZZY speculators,

enriching ourselves from The pedestrian Shop to Eight Days A Week, scimming and scammimg and not caring about the rest of us.

And, then there were the suspect campaign contributions for Suzy the ” Boulder’s not corrupt but I am ! ” Suzy que Ageton. Nice job!

Goodbye Sanitas !!! And, here’s another $500,000 for the Visitors Center/CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.

Homeless, fuck ‘em!!! We don’t discriminate, we eliminate !!! Ken ” THE LITTLE DICK” Wilson say’s… another idiot? No, just an opportunist,

cozying up to EXCEL and shitting on the CU students, all to improve his lot on the Hill. Screw the REZ he say’s !!!

Well, this year, we are not going to let the developers, speculators and realtors direct the conversation with the bull crap manifesto called,

HIGH DENSITY BUILDING for the rich!!! as if they care about the “unnafordable people” who live inside and outside of BULLdertown.

No more campaign signs in the public ways and means of winning by spending upwards of thirty thousand to buy a seat.

And, allow hypocrites like macon SCOWLES pretend, it seems, as if he cares about the environment, all the while “selling out” to the realtors,

and in the process, attempting to “better his position in the tax bracket” by cheating on his taxes, all the while making the most wonderous speeches,

of what? his pompous ass of care for the little people, Mr. Civil liberty himself, what a joke!!! But… sounds of silence is all we hear about the homeless.

It’s just too bad that the one with the cocaine habit and love of beauty saloons has decided to retire to one of her three homes.

We can only hope she decides to move to Crestted Butte or Lake Tahoe so we don’t have to hear her blowhard Peace Department dribble when we all know it’s all empty, and vacuous,

her mind, that is, telling the public how much we spend on Human Services and the kids come first, whilst letting BVSD and STUPIDDEPENDENT retire while still on the payroll.

Let’s all go to the Jonas Brothers!!! with those Public ASSES over at Educational Access, turned into a private productions.

And, I thought Tony “the phony” Perri was just a bad apple, you must be kidding, when there’s CUNTI and ALAN O ASS HOLY and the BITCHY SISTERS making grande dollars,

while no one even remembers there once was a television station for and by the people of Boulder! The only thing I’m not sure about is whether Brautigam can top the corruption of the previous regime now idling by up at CU after selling our downtown away, eyes on the prize, let’s go seven stories high!!!

If I am elected it will be required that Mayor Osbourne wear a dunce cap to each meeting and place it upon each speaker, for that is how much they care about what the public thinks.

Damn them, those pesky residents of Boulder, we must build high and wide!!! and throw those without money into the polluted Boulder creek!!!

Hold your noses!!! Seth is back in town !!! And, Him and his advisors, me, myself and I. Are you ready to rumble????

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!

I have decided to set up my lemonade stand later this year to drum up petition signatures for my run for CITY COUNCIL !!!

Is it possible to make lemonade out of the current lemons? I think not!!!

Yes, yes, we are all very excited! as some of “the wooooooorst” Council members will be running this year.

My plan is to “take the gloves off,” and no, that is not a threat but a promise to hold no punches when it comes to the previous decisions of some council members,

who, SUCK!!! it’s too bad more of them weren’t up for relection!!! Throw the bums out!

Last election we saw the fascists rise to power, most glaringly with the bought council seat of Mr. “keep the business doors open winter, summer, fall and winter.”

Nice job, prick!!! Damn the environment !!! I own the Pearl Street Mall, me and my devious little long term BIZZY DIZZY speculators,

enriching ourselves from The pedestrian Shop to Eight Days A Week, scimming and scammimg and not caring about the rest of us.

And, then there were the suspect campaign contributions for Suzy the ” Boulder’s not corrupt but I am ! ” Suzy que Ageton. Nice job!

Goodbye Sanitas !!! And, here’s another $500,000 for the Visitors Center/CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.

Homeless, fuck ‘em!!! We don’t discriminate, we eliminate !!! Ken ” THE LITTLE DICK” Wilson say’s… another idiot? No, just an opportunist,

cozying up to EXCEL and shitting on the CU students, all to improve his lot on the Hill. Screw the REZ he say’s !!!

Well, this year, we are not going to let the developers, speculators and realtors direct the conversation with the bull crap manifesto called,

HIGH DENSITY BUILDING for the rich!!! as if they care about the “unnafordable people” who live inside and outside of BULLdertown.

No more campaign signs in the public ways and means of winning by spending upwards of thirty thousand to buy a seat.

And, allow hypocrites like macon SCOWLES pretend, it seems, as if he cares about the environment, all the while “selling out” to the realtors,

and in the process, attempting to “better his position in the tax bracket” by cheating on his taxes, all the while making the most wonderous speeches,

of what? his pompous ass of care for the little people, Mr. Civil liberty himself, what a joke!!! But… sounds of silence is all we hear about the homeless.

It’s just too bad that the one with the cocaine habit and love of beauty saloons has decided to retire to one of her three homes.

We can only hope she decides to move to Crestted Butte or Lake Tahoe so we don’t have to hear her blowhard Peace Department dribble when we all know it’s all empty, and vacuous,

her mind, that is, telling the public how much we spend on Human Services and the kids come first, whilst letting BVSD and STUPIDDEPENDENT retire while still on the payroll.

Let’s all go to the Jonas Brothers!!! with those Public ASSES over at Educational Access, turned into a private productions.

And, I thought Tony “the phony” Perri was just a bad apple, you must be kidding, when there’s CUNTI and ALAN O ASS HOLY and the BITCHY SISTERS making grande dollars,

while no one even remembers there once was a television station for and by the people of Boulder! The only thing I’m not sure about is whether Brautigam can top the corruption of the previous regime now idling by up at CU after selling our downtown away, eyes on the prize, let’s go seven stories high!!!

If I am elected it will be required that Mayor Osbourne wear a dunce cap to each meeting and place it upon each speaker, for that is how much they care about what the public thinks.

Damn them, those pesky residents of Boulder, we must build high and wide!!! and throw those without money into the polluted Boulder creek!!!

Hold your noses!!! Seth is back in town !!! And, Him and his advisors, me, myself and I. Are you ready to rumble????

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!
BRIGHAM TO RUN FOR CITY COUNCIL !!! In exile, down here in Mexico, thanks to the City of Boulder!!!

I have decided to set up my lemonade stand later this year to drum up petition signatures for my run for CITY COUNCIL !!!
Is it possible to make lemonade out of the current lemons? I think not!!!
Yes, yes, we are all very excited! as some of “the wooooooorst” Council members will be running this year
My plan is to “take the gloves off,” and no, that is not a threat but a promise to hold no punches when it comes to the previous decisions of some council members,

who, SUCK!!! it’s too bad more of them weren’t up for relection!!! Throw the bums out!
Last election we saw the fascists rise to power, most glaringly with the bought council seat of Mr. “keep the business doors open winter, summer, fall and winter.”
Nice job, prick!!! Damn the environment !!! I own the Pearl Street Mall, me and my devious little long term BIZZY DIZZY speculators, enriching ourselves from The pedestrian Shop to Eight Days A Week, scimming and scammimg and not caring about the rest of us.
And, then there were the suspect campaign contributions for Suzy the ” Boulder’s not corrupt but I am ! ” Suzy que Ageton. Nice job!

Goodbye Sanitas !!! And, here’s another $500,000 for the Visitors Center/CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.
Homeless, fuck ‘em!!! We don’t discriminate, we eliminate !!! Ken ” THE LITTLE DICK” Wilson say’s… another idiot? No, just an opportunist,
cozying up to EXCEL and shitting on the CU students, all to improve his lot on the Hill. Screw the REZ he say’s !!!
Well, this year, we are not going to let the developers, speculators and realtors direct the conversation with the bull crap manifesto called,
HIGH DENSITY BUILDING for the rich!!! as if they care about the “unnafordable people” who live inside and outside of BULLdertown.
No more campaign signs in the public ways and means of winning by spending upwards of thirty thousand to buy a seat.

And, allow hypocrites like macon SCOWLES pretend, it seems, as if he cares about the environment, all the while “selling out” to the realtors, and in the process, attempting to “better his position in the tax bracket” by cheating on his taxes, all the while making the most wonderous speeches, of what? his pompous ass of care for the little people, Mr. Civil liberty himself, what a joke!!! But… sounds of silence is all we hear about the homeless.
It’s just too bad that the one with the cocaine habit and love of beauty saloons has decided to retire to one of her three homes.
We can only hope she decides to move to Crestted Butte or Lake Tahoe so we don’t have to hear her blowhard Peace Department dribble when we all know it’s all empty, and vacuous, her mind, that is, telling the public how much we spend on Human Services and the kids come first, whilst letting BVSD and STUPIDDEPENDENT retire while still on the payroll.

Let’s all go to the Jonas Brothers!!! with those Public ASSES over at Educational Access, turned into a private productions.

And, I thought Tony “the phony” Perri was just a bad apple, you must be kidding, when there’s CUNTI and ALAN O ASS HOLY and the BITCHY SISTERS making grande dollars,

while no one even remembers there once was a television station for and by the people of Boulder! The only thing I’m not sure about is whether Brautigam can top the corruption of the previous regime now idling by up at CU after selling our downtown away, eyes on the prize, let’s go seven stories high!!!If I am elected it will be required that Mayor Osbourne wear a dunce cap to each meeting and place it upon each speaker, for that is how much they care about what the public thinks.
Damn them, those pesky residents of Boulder, we must build high and wide!!! and throw those without money into the polluted Boulder creek!!!
Hold your noses!!! Seth is back in town !!! And, Him and his advisors, me, myself and I. Are you ready to rumble????
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!

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