Oh My God this Parade sucked.

C’mon there wasn’t even a band. What no band?? nope. Lets see Boulder has 11 marching bands. Count them and downtown Boulder with all, their hoi poli snobbery  push and shove , they couldn’t even land a marching band for a parade. What about the CU marching band? or the CU football band? How about the CU School of music band?? Boulder High Band? Casey Jr high Band. Dawson School band? How about the Salvation army band?? Nope.

How about there wasn’t any music at all. How about the parade sucked. I came out to freeze my balls off, shoot video and there wasn’t even a drunken bar band. WTF. Oh but there was Ginger and some nameless Twitter chick in the grand stand. Well Whoop dee doo.  Where is blinky the clown when we need him.  Oh dead , just like that parade. Don’t ever have a parade again with out music you dopes.

From the Merry fucking Christmas Lights  of lights with no music

Jann Scott

Boulder Colorado