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“(500) Days of Summer” Movie of Expectation
Aug 5th
Movie of Expectation
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(500) DAYS OF SUMMER of Summer is an anti-romantic comedy, but more than that, it is a long string of gimmicks from its title to its final scene, when a new character is introduced.
The gimmick in the title is the parentheses around “500” and the fact that “Summer” is the name of the character played winningly by Zooey Deschanel.
The gimmick of the movie is that it portrays the first 500 days in the relationship of Summer and Tom, played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who meet when she joins the greeting-card company that Tom works for as a writer.
Thankfully we don’t see every one of those days, but the gimmick of the story is that it jumps randomly throughout the 500 days, identifying each scene with a number that marks the day.
The gimmick of the plot is what we are told by a narrator at the beginning when he says, “You should know up front that this is not a love story.”
No, it is a love-story wannabe on Tom’s part and a romantic-comedy wannabe on the filmmakers’ part.
So, even though Summer tells Tom at the beginning of their relationship that she doesn’t believe in love, but is willing to be best friends with Tom, like all men of the romantic persuasion, he either doesn’t believe her or else he believes that he can get her to change her mind.
Especially since they are “friends with benefits,” as the kids today are calling it.
Well, the film begins essentially on Day 290 when Tom is reacting to Summer’s having broken up with him, and Tom’s adolescent sister, Rachel, is called over to help him get through it.
Yes, there is the “wise younger sister” gimmick in the movie, too.
And, yes, we go back to Day 1 when they meet, and eventually we will get to Day 500 at the end of the film, but the days in between move around so quickly and so much out of order that the audience can suffer from romantic whiplash just trying to follow the action and to keep up with Tom’s expectations about their relationship that keep flying in the face of everything that Summer keeps telling him.
Now, the actors are appealing, but the movie, not so much.
(500) DAYS OF SUMMER is a movie of romantic expectation.
I’m Dan Culberson and this is “Hotshots.”
“The Pink Panther 2” Dumbed Down Even More
Feb 11th
Dumbed Down Even More
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THE PINK PANTHER 2 is the most recent version of an Inspector Clouseau movie that started in 1964 with Peter Sellers in the lead role, the second with Steve Martin as the bumbling French detective, and hopefully it will be the last one.
The 2006 THE PINK PANTHER with Martin attempting a silly French accent was bad enough, but this one is even worse.
Hollywood has not only run out of ideas, stories, and characters, but it has also run out of titles.
It has run out of actors, too, it appears, because John Cleese has replaced Kevin Kline as Chief Inspector Dreyfus, but that still isn’t enough to make you bother to see this unfunny waste of time.
The premise is that a master criminal named The Tornado has stolen the Magna Carta from Great Britain, the Emperor’s Sword from Japan, and the Shroud of Turin from Italy. An international “dream team” of detectives has been formed, and the world’s greatest detective is chosen to lead it.
That would be the Inspector Clouseau, but only for comedic reasons.
Except in this movie.
Watching the opening titles, you might ask, “Is this the best thing in the movie?” And the answer is “Yes.”
Another question you might ask is, “What is Lily Tomlin doing in this movie?” She plays Mrs. Berenger without making any attempt at a French accent, good or bad, and she is supposed to teach Clouseau how to be more politically correct in his attitude and comments.
In actuality, however, all she does is interrupt the plot, which isn’t going anywhere anyway.
In fact, there are too many subplots having nothing to do with catching The Tornado, which just distract from the main plot, which is to catch The Tornado, expecially after the Pink Panther diamond goes missing.
However, when you dumb down Inspector Clouseau, what are you left with? Absolutely nothing.
The ending is ridiculous, and the whole movie is ridiculous.
In fact, the movie is so boring that at one point I didn’t even feel like watching any more of it.
Peter Sellers and Blake Edwards, the director of the good Pink Panther movies, are undoubtedly rolling over in their graves.
THE PINK PANTHER 2 has been dumbed down even more than the 2006 version with Steve Martin, and let us hope that this is the last one.
I’m Dan Culberson and this is “Hotshots.”
“Zack and Miri Make a Porno” Erotic Reimagining
Nov 13th
Erotic Reimagining
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ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO is not the worst film of the year, although it is probably down there with the worst, and yet it probably also has the worst title, which gives away half the plot right off the bat.
Written and directed by Kevin Smith and starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks, if it had just added “and Lived Happily Ever After” to the title, the whole plot would have been given away right there.
Yes, this is a typical “Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl back again” story, although they met 20 years ago in first grade and have been friends ever since, they have been living together platonically since high school for the past 10 years, and they decide to make a porno film together in order to pay their bills.
What could go wrong, right? Or, to put it a better way, what could go right?
Well, everything, actually, on both counts.
You see, it is just before Thanksgiving, the utilities in their apartment have been turned off for nonpayment, Zack meets someone at their 10th-year high-school reunion who says he is earning $100,000 a year making and distributing his own porno movies, and so Zack decides they can succeed by making their own porno movie and selling it just to their 800 classmates alone.
When Miri asks why they can’t find a different way to make money like other people do, Zack says, “Because other people have options. And dignity.”
Zack calls on some friends for help and investment, they decide to do an “erotic reimagining” of a STAR WARS movie, and we get the standard movie montage of auditions for roles and wardrobe tests. Ho hum.
Then a major setback causes them to reimagine their reimagining, which is right out of Stale Screenwriting 101.
Everything that happens is telegraphed to the audience and then prolonged for way too long, but don’t go see it expecting to see anything coming close to a real porno movie–assuming that you have ever seen one before, of course.
However, do expect to see some nudity, at least one really offensive sight gag, and lots and lots of profanity. And then some more profanity.
ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO is an erotic reimagining of a lame romantic comedy–and of a porno movie, too.
I’m Dan Culberson and this is “Hotshots.”